Gentle readers, it is with sadness and outrage that I call your attention to the plight of Marshmallow, sentenced to Kitten Jail for a crime he didn’t not commit. What kind of society is it that locks up non-innocent kittens just for being bad? Free Marshmallow!
See you at the candlelight vigil, Andrew Y.
Starting a GoFundMe account to pay for this exquisite morsel’s bail, and for crates of baby wipes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 When I read what the crime was, I was like this may take more than baby wipes… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And that face, he has no regrets.
I saw the title and thought they were offering me a free marshmallow, and said “I’ll take one!”
I’ll take both!! The kind you can eat and this innocent little baby!
Some funny comments on Reddit, and this sweetie *looks* innocent…but this is from his human mom,
“he can be freed when he gets a job and reimburses me for the cost of baby wipes I went through cleaning him and his siblings.”
Apparently he is eating their poop, directly from their butt!🤮 Mom says he’s out during the day when she can supervise, but not at night. Imagine that cute little—white—face covered with poo!😂
brain bleach needed, stat
Also tissues to wipe away the tears of laughter.
Way too much TMI but this is the comment from the OP that had me laugh crying:
lol that face was covered in poop because he was suckling on his brother’s butt. kitten season is not for the weak.
I’ve done kitten fostering but thank you Jesus! I never had to deal with that.
Isn’t bum licking something their mothers do to kittens to help them poop when they’re newborns?
I never had to deal with this either. But I think that their colon/rectum muscles are really weak when they are newborns and need a massage of sorts to help them get the poop out.
Either way, gross and likely an invitation for e-coli infections, I think.
Why can’t we rehabilitate adorable, remorseless, fuzzy criminals like this?!?!?! Why do we have to lock them up?????
Also I want Marshmallow’s axolotl toy.
I know ! It’s adorable!
I can’t decide if Blue Axolotl is a toy or a cellmate. If the latter, he’s probably begging to be moved to solitary confinement.
He is guilty of a fecaral crime 💩
Omg! 😂😆😂😆
His brother Graham Cracker, and sister, S’mores, hope he stays in there forever.