My human brought me to her office, but this isn’t at all what I expected. Everyone’s just staring at screens and poking buttons and no one’s paying attention to me!

Halloween skulls, by 1smrtcookie, licensed under CC BY 2.0
My human brought me to her office, but this isn’t at all what I expected. Everyone’s just staring at screens and poking buttons and no one’s paying attention to me!

Yeah, I was once in your place, getting hugs and kisses and being called “Fuzzy Wuzzy Pupper Wupper.” Now my name is “Move, I Wanna Sit Here.” Take my advice: soak up that love while you’re small, sweetheart.
