It was just another peaceful morning for Thornton Fozzwort — or so he thought. As the first rays of sun fell across his face, he blinked and prepared to greet the day, only to come face to face with… The Towering Tongue of Terror!
via Andrew Y.
thide-eye noun: A side-eye combined with a pthhhthhptt for added dismissive effect.
Raspberries, by billac, licensed under CC BY 2.0
You’re back! Can we boldly go walkies now?
People, via NTMTOM
She could land in Hong Kong airport!
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Andrew Y. shares what has to be at the most relaxing shampoo ever.
According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.
