Looks like someone ate a batch of bad bamboo.
Tongue-out Tuesday
Author: Not That Mike The Other Mike
Links: Lizardsicle
I mean, I’m cold-blooded, but there’s a limit.
Reptile dubbed ‘Lizard in a blizzard’ rescued after being buried in snow
AP News, via AJ
And finally: Squawk Talk
Skimpy and Sharon G. both found these unusual bird calls.
Circular Seasoning
Cutetropolis is brought to you today by Wagon Wheel™ brand cat food, with the secret ingredient FOMO-3000. We served Wagon Wheel next to a leading cat food, and cats preferred it six to zero!
20240201_234324, by mattbuck4950, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
Links: Well, It’s Groundhog Day… Again
And you’re not gonna like it.
Groundhog Day 2026 live updates: Phil has made his prediction
USA Today, via NTMTOM
The best car ride ever!
Adopted Animals In Their Forever Homes Is Pure Wholesomeness
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Now watch this goat GO!
Kiki Couldn’t Stand Or Walk, But She Still Found Freedom
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Cuddly couch cow!
Newborn calf struggling in deep freeze brought indoors to curl up on couch
CNN, via Karen P.
And finally: Hello, Big Boy
Andrew Y. brings us Theodore Scritches McWiggles.
🐈⬛Say hello to Theodore, a 15 kg Maine Coon
— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) January 26, 2026
This big floof is nearly 130 cm in length. pic.twitter.com/ZMynHEnO92