I smellied da fishie… I lookeed da fishie… But on further consideration of all the available facts in the matter, it appears that I shall not touchie da fishie.

I smellied da fishie… I lookeed da fishie… But on further consideration of all the available facts in the matter, it appears that I shall not touchie da fishie.

People, via NTMTOM
In this excerpt from Animal Planet’s Too Cute, a mixed-breed foster dog looks after her litter of adventurous puppies — some dark, some light, and one oddball who’s a little of each.
In an instant, Stanley’s mind was a blur of emotions: At first shock and horror, followed by a survivor’s gratitude, then a profound sadness for his friend and coworker. And finally he realized that a career as a piano mover was just too dangerous.

Cartoon physics strike again, Andrew Y.