Contrary to widely circulated misinformation, the North American House Hippo is real and makes a great pet. Since they sleep for most of the day, a comfortable bed is a must.

More cute than funny
Contrary to widely circulated misinformation, the North American House Hippo is real and makes a great pet. Since they sleep for most of the day, a comfortable bed is a must.
After months of endless searching, backyard after backyard, pile after pile, Baxter finally discovered the Leaf of Eternal Happiness.
My human brought me to her office, but this isn’t at all what I expected. Everyone’s just staring at screens and poking buttons and no one’s paying attention to me!
Somewhere between the parkour zoomies and the two-hour game of tag, she must have run out of steam.
When bedtime comes (LOC), by The Library of Congress, No known copyright restrictions