Like, this beach is nowhere, brah. It’s totally flatsville out there. I wouldn’t be caught dog-paddling in this kiddie pool.
Cute
More cute than funny
I Got a Toofache
Honest I do, and it really hurts! Ow! I’m going to need a lot of ice cream to numb the pain. Like, maybe two pints of caramel fudge ripple. And a pint of strawberry. Oh, and maybe some lemon sorbet as a palate cleanser.
I Just Needed to Vent
It’s really cold by my bed and the cat’s been picking on me and my kibble isn’t crunchy enough and my squeaky toy won’t squeak and…
I Wonder What the Dogs Are Doing Right Now
Something frightfully common, I should imagine. Sniffing each other and then running around the yard until their tongues drag in the dirt or some such rubbish. Ghastly beasts.