Honest I do, and it really hurts! Ow! I’m going to need a lot of ice cream to numb the pain. Like, maybe two pints of caramel fudge ripple. And a pint of strawberry. Oh, and maybe some lemon sorbet as a palate cleanser.
Cute
More cute than funny
I Just Needed to Vent
It’s really cold by my bed and the cat’s been picking on me and my kibble isn’t crunchy enough and my squeaky toy won’t squeak and…
I Wonder What the Dogs Are Doing Right Now
Something frightfully common, I should imagine. Sniffing each other and then running around the yard until their tongues drag in the dirt or some such rubbish. Ghastly beasts.
I Love You, Leg
You’re the only leg for me. I just want you to know that I love you more than any dog has ever loved a leg. And it’s not just physical, I truly respect you as part of a human being.