As a cat, I have a rule: Never cuddle anyone bigger than you. You’re all comfortable, then they shift a little bit and — squish! — you can’t breathe. Thing is, I really like the dog, so we put our heads together and found a solution.

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As a cat, I have a rule: Never cuddle anyone bigger than you. You’re all comfortable, then they shift a little bit and — squish! — you can’t breathe. Thing is, I really like the dog, so we put our heads together and found a solution.
This was exactly what I needed. Good call, human.
“What’re we gonna do today, Dad? Wanna go in the backyard and chase birdies? Run up and downstairs until we get tired? Or maybe just swat around the ol’ jingle mousie, you and me, whaddya say?”
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