According to Mashed, a black and tan is a cocktail made by carefully layering a dark beer on top of a light one. It should always have a head, but this one seems to have two.

More cute than funny
Like, this beach is nowhere, brah. It’s totally flatsville out there. I wouldn’t be caught dog-paddling in this kiddie pool.
Honest I do, and it really hurts! Ow! I’m going to need a lot of ice cream to numb the pain. Like, maybe two pints of caramel fudge ripple. And a pint of strawberry. Oh, and maybe some lemon sorbet as a palate cleanser.
It’s really cold by my bed and the cat’s been picking on me and my kibble isn’t crunchy enough and my squeaky toy won’t squeak and…