“Greetings, fellow human dude person! I note that you are liking a cold brewski beverage that humans drink when they are thirsty! I also am thirsty human dude and request to share some of your beverage and discuss human sportsball!”

More funny than cute
“Greetings, fellow human dude person! I note that you are liking a cold brewski beverage that humans drink when they are thirsty! I also am thirsty human dude and request to share some of your beverage and discuss human sportsball!”

Bertrand learned the hard way that sneezing in the bathtub would have unfortunate side effects.

I wasa young kitten once, full of hope and promise. That was before I took to drinking. Just a wee glass of catnip ale at first. Then another. And another. Now look at me.

(Ohh, yesss, he’s turning the hot dogs now. Those grill marks are perfect, bet they’re really crunchy… Now he’s spreading barbecue sauce on the ribs, that’s sooo hot…)
