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Beer Me, Bro!

May 7, 2025May 7, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

“Greetings, fellow human dude person! I note that you are liking a cold brewski beverage that humans drink when they are thirsty! I also am thirsty human dude and request to share some of your beverage and discuss human sportsball!”

A grinning white dog looks up at you. Near the dog is an open can of beer.
So how about those sportsball players? (Imgur)
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Cute StuffDogs, French Bulldogs, Pups

Bath Bomb

May 2, 2025May 2, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike14 Comments

Bertrand learned the hard way that sneezing in the bathtub would have unfortunate side effects.

White dog stands up in bathtub. The dog is covered in soap and its fur has been spread out in spikes.
You mean I’m going to stay like this?
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Cute StuffDogs, Pups

Beer Box Blues

April 30, 2025April 30, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments

I wasa young kitten once, full of hope and promise. That was before I took to drinking. Just a wee glass of catnip ale at first. Then another. And another. Now look at me.

In a liquor store a cat sits on boxes of beer and sparkling water
Buy a poor cat a drink, will ya? (Imgur)
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Cute StuffCats, Kittens

Barbecue Voyeur

April 29, 2025April 29, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

(Ohh, yesss, he’s turning the hot dogs now. Those grill marks are perfect, bet they’re really crunchy… Now he’s spreading barbecue sauce on the ribs, that’s sooo hot…)

German shepherd dog climbs fence to look over the top
Wait, is that a vegetable skewer? That’s just wrong, man. (Reddit)
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Cute StuffDogs, Pups
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