Like, I don’t do commands, man. I’m not down with your uptight rules like “sit” and “stay” and “stop sticking your nose there, you’re freaking out Aunt Gladys.”
A bit european, by Jelly Dude, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Too Cool For Obedience School
Funny
More funny than cute
The Fiend at the Flap
Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.
Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Links: Me and My Shadow
And finally: Dear Prudence
Won’t you come out to dry? (via Dana D.)
Screen Scream
Myron saw his moment. The human, while bringing in the groceries, had been distracted by a phone call and left the front door invitingly open. In an instant, he sprung to his feet and ran outside — or would have, if not for the invisible force field.
