If I want to dress up as a tuxedo cat for New Year’s, I’m going to need to figure out how this thing works. It would probably help if I had thumbs. And could read.

Sewing machine inspector, by quinn.anya, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
More funny than cute
If I want to dress up as a tuxedo cat for New Year’s, I’m going to need to figure out how this thing works. It would probably help if I had thumbs. And could read.
Sewing machine inspector, by quinn.anya, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
We’re ducking back indoors!
So she thinks she’s heading off to Acapulco without me, does she?
Please don't leave without me, by ShanMcG213, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
So I hide in the house during a twister and when I wake up I’m in this strange little town full of high-pitched weirdos and then some lady floats down in a soap bubble and tells me I should just follow that yellow road a ways and I’ll be home again and now… this? I mean, did they run outta yellow or something?
Ellie Mae on the Yellow Brick Road, by Tim Evanson, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0