Great Moments in Feline Warfare

For generations, the War Between Cats and Dogs raged endlessly, with neither side giving ground. Again and again the dogs would advance, only to be whapped back behind their own lines. At last the cat army perfected the technology that would turn the tide: The 28 mm tennis ball cannon.

Vintage photograph of a cat standing on a cannon pointed at a dog
Fetch? Oh, they’ll be fetching your head, pal! (Bluesky)

War is heck, Thérèse B.

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Home Canning for Cats

As every cat knows, humans are terrible hunters, and without us to bring them mice and birds they would surely starve. But how to feed them in winter when food is scarce? The answer is home canning, a valuable skill that you and your human can do together.

Black cat sits atop a collection of mason jars
They’re briefly useful for opening and closing the jars.

What Can I Do?, by cogdogblog, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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This Week, on “The Guiding Leash”

At Specifically General Hospital, Nurse Stoppedhart learns that handsome Dr. Horgenflorf is actually a Paraguayan circus juggler practicing without a license. Meanwhile, kindly farmer Vern Spankly struggles to save the family sesame seed farm from the Extraordinary Evil Mortgage Company. And in a secluded motel room at the edge of town, Betsey and Bob resume their torrid affair…

Two hamsters cuddle on a bed of sawdust.
And your husband still doesn’t suspect?

Bibi kiss Bobo!!!!~, by Shika Kaoin, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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