Look, I’ll level with you: You’re not my only human. I may sleep here, but I’m shaking down two other houses on the block for snacks and cuddles. A lot of us cats do it.
Straight Talk From Your Cat
Funny
More funny than cute
Um, You Go First
I hear those things are really scary and they have razor-sharp claws and huge teeth and they can run really fast and they love to eat small defenseless animals like puppies.
Splish Splash Sploot
I’m done for! I can’t walk another step! You go on without me, I’d only hold you back! I’ll just throw my wretched, broken body into the river, to sleep in a watery grave! Farewell!
So dramatic, Andrew Y.
The Cat is the Hat
Breaking News: Fresh allegations have rocked online retail giant Zambezi.com as workers say the company makes them wear uniforms knitted from their own fur. Reached for comment, a company spokesman said “Wait, don’t we own your paper? Get back to work!”
via Andrew Y.