“And I would like to take this opportunity to voice my objection to how I am routinely suspected whenever trash is knocked over, holes appear in the garden or footprints on the carpet.”

More funny than cute
“And I would like to take this opportunity to voice my objection to how I am routinely suspected whenever trash is knocked over, holes appear in the garden or footprints on the carpet.”
Breaking — The world of paleontology has been rocked by a controversial new discovery: puffasaurus rex, a previously unknown species who may have domesticated dogs millions of years before humans.
Sounds like nothing but hot air, Andrew Y.
Yee-up, there she is, right on time: The 4:15 express hoverdog. Look at ‘er go!
(Hmm, that could be him now… human-shaped blur, carrying a bucket… nope, it’s a mailbag, dangit…)