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Splish Splash Sploot

August 23, 2024August 23, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike12 Comments

I’m done for! I can’t walk another step! You go on without me, I’d only hold you back! I’ll just throw my wretched, broken body into the river, to sleep in a watery grave! Farewell!

Corgi dog lies on its belly inside a small creek in a park. — Burble, burble, burble. That’s me, drowning. (Ecchs)

So dramatic, Andrew Y.

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The Cat is the Hat

August 21, 2024August 21, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

Breaking News: Fresh allegations have rocked online retail giant Zambezi.com as workers say the company makes them wear uniforms knitted from their own fur. Reached for comment, a company spokesman said “Wait, don’t we own your paper? Get back to work!”

via Andrew Y.

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Double Trouble

August 20, 2024August 20, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”