More funny than cute
Welcome back, epidermis enthusiasts, to what promises to be an action-packed afternoon of submersive skin softening! Up next is reigning champion Mrs. Amelia Smoshfarple, who’ll attempt to break her record in the Fingers and Palms event. Our line judges are in position and will be grading based on speed and wrinkle depth.
Breaking News — In a statement today, Supreme Earth Ruler Thaddeus T. Fangwaffle decreed that Thursday shall henceforth be renamed “Flippity-doo.” Mr. Fangwaffle was then escorted back to the State Institution for the Criminally Loopy.
Guess I need to buy new calendars, Andrew Y.
Macaroons!
They make me swoons!
My eyes blow up just like balloons!
Yeah, I know it’s pronounced “macaron”
But come on
I go “oooo” like a loon
For a macaroooon!!
I’ll take ten boxes, Andrew Y.
The Ursus Dramatica Theatre Society is pleased to announce its summer season, beginning with Two Gentlebears of Verona.
Bear Play Time, by Taymaz Valley, licensed under CC BY 2.0