Whoa, somebody close the drapes, man, because I had, like, way too much catnip last night, baby…
The Future’s Too Bright
Funny
More funny than cute
Hello There, Stranger!
“Say, you look like a capable sort of fellow, the kind who might have a certain deftness with power tools like a power saw, or perhaps a jackhammer. Might I impose upon you for a moment?”
Water Ya Gonna Do About It?
Your stupid human rules don’t apply to me! I take what I want! Your onion rings? They’re mine. That ice cream cone? Mine. Your dog’s water bowl? Mine, mine, mine.
Do I Whiff a Waffle?
Guests of Cutetropolis stay at the elegant Stumbling Inn, the Jewel of Downtown since 1975. Unwind in newly renovated rooms featuring no more bullet holes, and start your day with complementary breakfast including Belgian waffles.
