“Oh, you think you can get past me? Try it, pal, you’ll get such a licking! Yeah, bring your friends, I’ll lick ’em all!”

More funny than cute
“Oh, you think you can get past me? Try it, pal, you’ll get such a licking! Yeah, bring your friends, I’ll lick ’em all!”

The planet Asnackis, also known as Couch, is the only source in the universe for the highly prized Cheeto Dust buried far beneath its cushions. To obtain the dust, one must summon the dread sandworms.

Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via A9
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
The Dodo / YouTube, via Andrew Y.
For when you need homework help. (via Andrew Y.)
As your legally adopted companion animal, in exchange for snuggles and cuteness and worshiping you like a god when you come home from work, I am entitled to accompany you on all outings, trips and excursions at my sole discretion. It’s all right there in the adoption contract.
