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Having lulled the unfortunate victim into a false sense of security, he ponders his next move. A bite to the neck, perhaps? Quick, but unchallenging. Disembowelment? Much too messy. Poison? No, then I can’t eat him.
In the harsh world of Nature’s grand design, vulnerable younglings must adapt quickly if they are to survive to adulthood. For example, to avoid being eaten by orcas, these sea lion pups cover themselves in sesame seeds, to which orcas are allergic.
No really, it was that easy. Just five minutes with my human’s credit card on the Signs4U website, and they sent me a sign. Now I get the whole lawn to myself.
And it was at that moment, while Maynard was momentarily distracted by trying to remember what planet he was on, that his tongue seized upon its opportunity to escape.
