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HoverDog Breaks in a New Sidekick

May 29, 2025May 29, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

“Try to keep up, all right? I know that my hover powers give me super speed and all, but I need someone who can show up just after me without looking too winded. You think you can handle that, sport?”

Photograph of two dogs running down a trail. The first dog, a dachshund, is captured in mid-leap and appears to be floating. The second dog, a white retriever, is looking a little tired. — (huff) Sure, boss (wheeze), whatever you say. (Tumblr)

Super-submitted by Arne.

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Dope on a Rope

May 27, 2025May 27, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

The Cutetropolis Office of Municipal Planning has announced that, due to budget cutbacks, plans to construct the Arthur J. Dingerdoodle Memorial Rope Bridge will be changed to the Arthur J. Dingerdoodle Memorial Rope.

baby monkey clings to a rope stretched horizontally — Uh-oh, here comes the rush hour traffic.

Pig-tailed macaque baby, by CazzJj, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Party Platform

May 16, 2025May 16, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments

When we last checked in with the baby goats, they were all decked out in their pajamas, but today they’re decked out on a brand new double-decker deck! Let the sproinging commence!

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Watch That Last Step

May 16, 2025May 16, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

Everything was in readiness. The human’s alarm clock had been set two hours late. The custard pies were carefully arranged at the bottom of the stairs. And the Miss Clarol for Cats “Mocha Magic” color was a perfect match. Now, all she had to do was wait.

Cat lies at the bottom of a staircase. Its fur color almost perfectly matches the carpet. — (This is gonna be awesome…)

Cat as land mine, by BryanAlexander, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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