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Squeals on Wheels

December 4, 2024December 4, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike3 Comments

Cutetropolis is brought to you today by Doggie Delivery, bringing cuddles to your door and a smile to your face. When you need a cuddly pup to cheer you up, one call to Doggie Delivery does it all.

small dog sits in a box attached to a bicycle rack. The bicycle is being pedaled away from us by a man in a puffy blue parka
Please tip your driver!

puppy pouch, by 416style, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Cute StuffDogs, Pups

Tongue-out Tuesday

December 3, 2024December 3, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

It’s bad enough that raccoons wear masks like cartoon burglars and ransack your trash and make a big mess, but when they stick out their tongues at you, that’s the part that really hurts.

raccoon pauses from eating bird seed from a feeder to poke out its tongue.
Deal with it! Neeeeaaaahhh!

Raccoon, by rengber, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Cute StuffRaccoons, Tongue-Out Tuesday, Tongues

Live From Kitten Wrestling!

December 2, 2024December 2, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike7 Comments

In tonight’s main event, the Marmalade Mauler takes on the Tuxedoed Terror in a no-holds-barred battle!

An orange cat play fights with a black and white cat on top of a spare tire
Bah gawd, is that Slammin’ Sphinx’ music?

the winner takes it all, by mhobl

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Cute StuffCats, Kittens

I Was Told There’d Be Monsters

December 1, 2024December 1, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike9 Comments

The other kids say they have monsters under their beds. How come I don’t get monsters? I’ve always wanted to meet one, maybe with three heads or giant eyeballs. That would be awesome!

White rabbit with brown patches on its nose and eyes lies down underneath a toy bed just its size.
Another childhood dream shattered. (Reddit)
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Cute StuffBunnies, Rabbits
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