During his first visit to Ye Olde Haire of the Dogge tavern, Herbert completely fails to understand the concept of “barkeeping.”

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During his first visit to Ye Olde Haire of the Dogge tavern, Herbert completely fails to understand the concept of “barkeeping.”

“Wow, they look really big and sharp! I just have this one nose floppy, but lookit! I can wave it around and pick up stuff and blow bubbles, it’s really cool! Okay, see ya!”
We’re sorry, but cat.exe has encountered a fatal error and must shut down. If this error persists, well… that’s just how he gets sometimes.

“And I would like to take this opportunity to voice my objection to how I am routinely suspected whenever trash is knocked over, holes appear in the garden or footprints on the carpet.”
