All the cute animals you crave: puppies, kittens, hamsters, hedgehogs, squid, ducklings, bunnies, raccoons, womba–All right, who added “squid”?
Breaking News: Fresh allegations have rocked online retail giant Zambezi.com as workers say the company makes them wear uniforms knitted from their own fur. Reached for comment, a company spokesman said “Wait, don’t we own your paper? Get back to work!”
via Andrew Y.
Actually, now you really do need to be scared.
People, via NTMTOM
Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”
Cutetropolis is brought to you today by She Sells Sushi, by the seashore at the marina. Stop by for this week’s special: Tuna Toebean Roll.
Sake is on me, Andrew Y. (No seriously, I just spilled a whole bottle. Get some napkins.)
