All the cute animals you crave: puppies, kittens, hamsters, hedgehogs, squid, ducklings, bunnies, raccoons, womba–All right, who added “squid”?
Of Tongue-out Tuesday I am queen
Cutest thtar you’ve ever theen
When I thwinkle in the thky
Thousands of thitizens do I thpy
All are loved by thith thmall thtar
Except weirdos (you know who you are)
Tho thilly, Andrew Y.
DC Cindy shares a deer who’s cares more for cookies than kids.
I can tell we’re going to be great friends, because we’re so much alike! We have matching fur, and we’re both about the same size, if you ignore the giant dog body attached to your head.
“Hello, is this the Human Resources department? I need you to send down a couple dozen more humans right away. Yeah, the ones you sent last week escaped.”
Where do I go to volunteer, Andrew Y.?
