Yo, Phil the Enchanter here, wassup? So they tell me you’re looking for the Firestaff of Yozbozz or whatever. Sure, I can take ya, but it ain’t gonna be cheap, pally. Gonna set ya back 20 cans of tuna plus expenses, and we gotta get back in time for bowling night.
The Sorcerer’s Apprent-hiss?
About to ask, did I just see a mop walk by carrying some buckets?
I would totally go on a quest with him!
Who keeps hiding the Amulet of Yendor under the couch??
I would also bail at the sign of dragons🐉
NYC mobster does Dungeons and Dragons. Wonder what the damage score would be for that mashup.
PS And how DID they get kitty into costume without themselves or clothes being shredded?
That takes true magic indeed!
The caption on the original says, “My cat is pretty tolerant of wearing clothes.”