Gentle readers, it is with sadness and outrage that I call your attention to the plight of Marshmallow, sentenced to Kitten Jail for a crime he didn’t not commit. What kind of society is it that locks up non-innocent kittens just for being bad? Free Marshmallow!
See you at the candlelight vigil, Andrew Y.
Memphis is a good-natured golden retriever with a zen-like calm, but there are some things he won’t stand for. Actually, as the Girl With the Dogs discovers, he won’t stand at all.
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I have some reservations, Andrew Y.
