“Miss Flacknacker, call my broker and buy another 5,000 shares of Amalgamated Squeakytoy! Then bring me the contracts on the Chew-Eeze merger! And come light my cigar, do I have to do everything around here?!”
Wendell Borblethorpe, Dog Tycoon!
Links: Love My New Pad!
Creative cat spaces, precocious piglet, kitten jumps from car, and dog loves Lincoln.
Can’t sleep, frog will eat me.
Creative People Came Up With Cool DIY Ideas To ‘Catify’ Their Homes
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
And don’t get me started on that close-talking Christopher Robin.
Piglet doesn’t understand personal space unfortunately
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
And finally: Honest, It’s Abe!
“And if you could just emancipate me from this leash, that’d be great.” (via Dana D.)
The Doggo’s Court
Your Honor, the next case is Tonguelasher v. Smooshnoggin, in which plaintiff alleges defendant grabbed ball when it wasn’t his turn. Defendant denies allegations, citing Rubber v. Glue.
The Future’s Too Bright
Whoa, somebody close the drapes, man, because I had, like, way too much catnip last night, baby…
