I am worthy of this meat. I deserve this meat. This meat is my destiny. I am swift. I am stealthy. I can take this meat. This meat is mine.

I am worthy of this meat. I deserve this meat. This meat is my destiny. I am swift. I am stealthy. I can take this meat. This meat is mine.

Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Andrew Y. shares a jealous bird.
No, it’s not like that. I can quit anytime I want. It’s easy, I’ve quit dozens of times. But you know how it is, sometimes you just get that urge, and then you find yourself at the coffee drive-thru not knowing how you got there…

Tonight’s movie night in the henhouse, and the feature this evening is the horror classic Poultrygeist.
