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The Myron H. Fleurnbleurn Museum of Fine Art is pleased to announce the acquisition of “The Bread Table” (1672) by Flemish painter Oonst van Rhynkidynk. Based upon sketches made by van Rhynkidynk while visiting Bohemian friends, the painting captures the regret and longing of a cat yearning to make a tuna fish sandwich, but lacking mayonnaise, which would not be invented until 1756.

(If I had some olive oil, maybe a little balsamic vinegar…)

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Meanwhile, in the County Jail…

From their adjacent cells, Stan and Dupree tried to piece together the events of the previous evening. Their memories of what happened after the third round of tequila were a bit vague; although they were pretty sure it was Stan’s idea to steal the police car, Dupree was behind the wheel when they ended up in the town fountain. They shared a quiet high-five and went back to sleeping it off.

“You the man!” “No, YOU the man!”

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