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From your friendly neighborhood submitterator Elizabeth G.
So long, and thanks for all the Cheetos.
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Murray C. shares a giraffe who’ll stick his neck out to help a friend.
Cutetropolis reader N. Fritz discovered a YouTube channel about an unusual household with a caracal, a beagle — and a hyena cub who gets very vocal when it’s bottle time.
The pup also gets to use the pool, but only the extremely shallow end.
And it was at that exact moment, as he looked up at her warm, sparkling eyes, eyes full of warmth and compassion, inviting him into a secret world of beauty, that Roger completely forgot about his plan to devour her.
