Lucas the Spider, the world’s most adorable arachnid (also the world’s only adorable arachnid) demonstrates the correct protocol for dealing with polar bears: Step One, boop the polar bear on the nose; Step Two: Run like hell. (Also, if your polar bear can actually be a dog instead, this is much less dangerous.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HU6Z7anycw&rel=0
Sometimes you boop the bear, sometimes the bear boops you, Faye. (I have no idea what that means.)
“G’wan, if you’re so tough, walk right up to him and boop him on the nose! In fact, do it the exact same way three times!”
Although the antics of the husky dog are endlessly entertaining, there may be moments when you need to place the husky into pause mode. To do this, press the pause button, located on the nose, until the husky comes to a full stop and assumes a vacant stare.
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Who are you, young one, who dares to boop the snoot of royalty? King of the Alleyway, Lord Supreme Chaser of Cats and Frightener of Mailmen? Many before you have tried and left with their pants torn, or at least soiled. And yet you presume to boop me? Just because you’re my son? And you’re cute?
Yeah, all right.
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