“Come on, Mom! You and Dad promised we were gonna play and now you’re sleeping! Don’t tell me I’m stuck plahying with cousin Frenchie again!” (via Murray C.)
Bulldogs
That New Bulldog Smell
A sweet couple wanted to adopt a puppy and knew they had to help their frisky bulldog Shug understand that a new friend was on the way. So they added a toy dog to their home as a placeholder for the real thing. But it was when Shug smelled the new pup on Mom’s shirt that he truly got a whiff of what was to come. (The Dodo via Andrew Y.)
You Be the Lawyer!
Complex subleasing agreements can sometimes lead to friction and disagreement. In this video example, a tenant returns home to find his landlord occupying the bed. What are the tenant’s rights in this situation? (Answer below)
Answer: Since the tenant had temporarily vacated the bed, the landlord may occupy it under the doctrine established in Finders Keepers v. Losers Weepers, 1927. (Thanks to law clerk Andrew Y.)
I Coulda Been a Contender
You know, I’m trying really hard not to be offended about this. You adopted me, gave me three hots and a cot, and I’m grateful. Truly. But I think I need to clear up a misconception here. The term “boxer” is merely a breed designation, not a job title.
Submitterated by Sharon H.