Now you can introduce your pet to the thrill of living in a dystopian surveillance state with their very own pet ID card issued by Hong Kong SPCA. It’s not a legal ID, but it will grant your pet priority access to all dog parks and napping sunbeams. (via Dana D.)
If it’s a bad day, or even a bad week, There is some comfort you can seek. To gaze upon a fluffy cheek Will cheer you up when you feel bleak.
And now for something completely different: A llama with three buttocks.
The humble buttock, you will find Is Nature’s method to remind Us all to relax and unwind And never mind if we fall behind.
75% floof, 25% ‘tocks.
And soon, thanks to this tiny twerker You’re feeling calm and less berzerker. Just why do ‘tocks make us feel perkier? Don’t ask me why; I only work ‘ere.
No need to point out the tail, it points for itself.