Picture Perfect Pals

Picture this: Joey the koala is posing for his profile picture, but then he encounters a butterfly who’s not at all shutter-shy.

Snapped up by Andrew Y.

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Puggerfly

ALERT: Thanks to genetic tampering and space radiation, there is now a breed of hyper-aggressive killer butterflies! These mutant monarchs are extremely dangerous and can swoop down at any moment to carry away small children and pets!

… or at least they’ll try to.

NGRRPMH! HHRRMPH! You coming quietly or do I need to get tough? ARRGTH!

We’re sort of doomed, Cheryl S.

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A Look at Fall Fashion

And next, we have lovely model Alicia, looking simply radiant in this stunning arrangement of fall colors by Mr. Rudolpho of Fifth Avenue. Whether attending the opera, enjoying a cocktail party with friends, or simply relaxing by the water’s edge waiting to devour a helpless woodland creature, this bold arrangement of yellows and reds captures the elegance of the season.

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Do you like eet, dah-leeng?

Here’s the real story: A photographer exploring the Amazon saw these butterflies arranged by color and drinking the tears of a willing caiman. Found on Bored Panda by Andrew Y.

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