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No one believed me when I said that my cat is a bully, so l setup a camera to prove it… pic.twitter.com/AzDxPgVS6S

— We don't deserve cats 😺 (@catsareblessing) November 11, 2025

Can’t snore if you can’t sleep, Andrew Y.

The last light of the evening came streaming into my office, reminding me I’d gone another day without a client. Lean times like these, you’ll take any job you can get. Finding a priceless jingle toy lost under the sofa. Catching a human feeding another cat on the side. Or maybe somebody needs somebody else whapped. All the same to me.

2025-03_P6A3539 Sasha, by donalols, licensed under CC BY 4.0

Just keep calm and let me do the talking. And remember, no matter what she says, we weren’t planning any shenanigans.