It always starts innocently; a leftover thread of yarn in a knitting basket, a loose piece of string dangled across the floor. Soon the yarnaholic is compelled to steal entire balls of yarn, sometimes up to five a day, to satisfy the insatiable craving.

Fry and yarn, by quinn.anya, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

Your human, when left to her own devices, maybe inclined to certain activities that do not center around you. The most dangerous of these is reading, which if left unchecked can consume hours of your human’s time.