Deep in the tropical rainforest, the fruit bat begins his daily search for food. Wearing his stylish green turtleneck, the fruit bat leaves the safety of the forest canopy to venture into the kitchen, where his sensitive tongue seeks out his favorite delicacy, the kibblefruit.

Mr. and Mrs. Wawa loved their son Beufort as if he was one of their own, and never told him that he was adopted. They figured it was best to let sleeping dogs lie.

I can’t stop looking at that tongue, Sharon H.