“Hey, Dad! Where do trees come from? Can we have balloon animals at my birthday party? Miss Marcy from daycare said I was a chubby boi, is that a bad thing? Are ghosts real? Why are you tired all the time?”

Ah, who of a certain age can forget those carefree days of youth, bicycling home as fast as the wind, bursting through the front door and plopping down just in time to watch everyone’s favorite, The Mickey Mouse Chub.