If you’re having a rough Monday filling out TPS reports or screwing grommets onto whatsits or whatever you do, just look at this happy corgi, and you’ll feel much better.

Injured in a freak weed-whacker incident, Steve Waddlebooty was told he’d never walk again — until a top-secret robotics team gave him a second chance. “We can rebuild him,” they said. “Stronger… faster… taller.” Today he’s known as… The Six Million Dollar Corgi!

(Sure, mom says that I’m the goodest girl in the whole wide world, but how does she actually know? Did she look me up in some sort of global goodness index? Was there a fact-finding trip I’m not aware of?)

Look, doing the loveseat I could understand. The entire sofa, even my favorite cushion at the end, I can deal with that. But I really need to put my paw down here.