Coming this fall to QTV! When three former flatfoots strike out on their own, they ruffle feathers and expose a web of corruption! Follow the breadcrumbs and quack the case with… The Ducktectives!
Huey, Dewey & Louie, PI
Cosplay
What Big Lies You Have!
I’m tellin’ ya, that Red Riding Hood chick’s been selling a big fat fairy tale. To start with, I’m domesticated, I ain’t no wolf. Second, I didn’t eat the old lady, she went to Boca Raton for the winter. And as for the housecoat, look — I just feel comfortable in it, all right?
reading glasses, by istolethetv, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Purring Panda?
Breaking News — The Cutetropolis Municipal Zoo has become engulfed in scandal as its most recent acquisition of a panda bear has been revealed to be an impostor. Reached for comment, zoo director Irwin Devious defended the action, saying “Look, do you have any idea how hard it is to get a real panda? There’s a waiting list, there’s paperwork — so I took a shortcut, sue me.”
Panda cat, by fox_kiyo, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Story Time With Grogu
Cutetropolis reader AB presents our favorite French bulldog Grogu in “a bad Star Wars fanfic, starring Grogu as Boba Fett and Grogu’s Dad as Cad Bane.”
As Boba Fett pawed at the blue-skinned bounty hunter, he had an epiphany. What he desired from Cad Bane was not vengeance and bloodshed, but uppies and snuggles! Bane, for his part, was all too happy to oblige. He could snuggle Fett for now. Later, we would turn that puffed-up jetpack jockey over to the Hutt cartel. For the right price.
