The disguise worked like a charm. Everyone overlooked me as I waited under the Christmas tree. I was struggling to stay awake when… he appeared, with the red suit and the sack of toys, just like I imagined. Then she crept up to him, and that’s when it got weird: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
I think we’ve heard enough, Andrew Y.
Rudork the wet-nosed reindeer.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
(Hey, if it keeps ME out of the cage I’m good with it.)
Sad and Useless, via NTMTOM
A dirt bike! No, socks! A set of encyclopedias! What!
The Dodo / YouTube, via A9
Murray C. shares a howling holiday husky, and as a bonus here’s the perfect thing to do with that singing Christmas card.
In his subterranean dog kennel deep below stately Dwayne Manor, billionaire Bwuce Dwayne once again dons the cape and cowl that strikes fear into the hearts of Gotham’s criminal underworld…
