(So, did they finish the painting yet? How much longer do I have to keep posing?)

(So, did they finish the painting yet? How much longer do I have to keep posing?)

In 1987, Rolf and Helen Snorfmarble testified in the trial of notorious feline gangster “Slasher” Slomopowitz. In exchange for their brave testimony, the Snorfmarbles were given new identities and placed in the witness protection program.


Elizabeth G. shows us the Squirrel Distribution System in action.

People, via NTMTOM
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Elizabeth G. shares a man with the coolest job title: Duck Master.