Links: A Retired Rescuer

A hero retires, a kitten surfs, a duck gets unstuck, and death by wombats, in today’s links.

And finally: Wombat Cuddle Puddle

Oh sure, it’s all fun and games until they decide you need a haircut.

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Links: Brushstroke of Genius

And finally: Like Ducks to Water

Typical ducklings, if one gets in the tray, they all have to get in the tray. (Sharon G. via Weather Network)

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Links: Wool You Look at That

Fake animals, switched-off pup, nursing home cats, dog meets duck, and the most determined tongue ever. Plus more.

And finally: Lotsa Lick — er, Luck

After a dog biscuit slides under a fence, a tenacious tongue darts out again and again, determined to regain its prize — or knock it down the stairs in the process. Found at the Daily Mail by Phred’s Mom.

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Fowl Play

With the arrival of spring, ducks return to ponds — and so too does a particularly insidious breed of larcenous fiend: the duckling thief. Driven by their uncontrollable desire for cuteness, these sinister shoplifters will stop at nothing to get their “five-feather discount.” So if you see any suspicious people with peeping noises coming from their pockets, notify police immediately!

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Sir, do you have a receipt for that duckling? (Twitter)
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