Tales of Tiny-Toothed Terror!

Introduced once again by Flurnston Boils, who needs the work

Welcome back, fright-finders. In our first tale of the adorably macabre, an enchanted pumpkin gets his first taste of life — and his last — in a story I like to call: A Carvin’ of Witch’s.


With each delicate flick of the enchanted knife in her ancient bony fingers, the old witch carved a face into the plump round pumpkin. But the witch wasn’t merely adding eyes, nose and mouth — summoning the dark power of the ancient mystic arts, she was granting the pumpkin the spark of life itself.

And within a few moments, the once lifeless gourd blinked its hollow eyes in amazement. “I’m alive!” exclaimed Jack (for what else would one name a talking pumpkin?) “How grand to be in the land of the living! But why have you summoned me here?”

“Tonight is Halloween,” explained the old crone as she placed Jack onto the floor, “and you shall occupy an esteemed place in the evening’s festivities: greeting the little ones when they visit for their annual treat.” In a moment, Jack could hear the pitter-pat of little feet approaching. Children! he thought. What fun!

“Thank you for this wondrous gift, kind woman,” said Jack. “I owe my life to you — and to your magical skills at carving.” At that, the witch grinned and a mischievous twinkle came to her eye. “Actually,” she said, “the carving isn’t quite finished… yet.

And when the ‘little ones’ arrived…

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Links: Halloween Edition

With your ghostly guest linkmaster, former WQTE late-night horror host Flurnston Boils

Welcome to Halloween, boys and ghouls. Today we greet our little friends from the spirit world, moaning and rattling their chains. And since you can’t have chains without links, let’s begin with these spooky items gathered from across the Internetherworld:

And fatally: Thank You, Thing

Looks like Thing rubbed her the wrong way. (via Gigi the cat lady)

(Flurnston photo: Marcello il mostro, by akk_rus, licensed under CC BY 2.0)

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Terrifying Tales of Total Terror, With Your Host, Flurnston Boils

Greetings, dear reader. You come in search of the strange, the unexplainable. You seek the shadow where there is no light, the whispered voices in empty rooms, the tuna where there is no can opener. These are the mysteries that drive you to me, and it is one such enigma behind tonight’s episode: “The Phantom Hairball of Maurice Lestrange.”

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Marcello il mostro, by akk_rus, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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