Gee-ross!

Links: Just Five?

Not That Mike The Other Mike11 Comments

Heck, some of us are civil engineers.

Five Animals That Are Definitely Smarter Than Some of Us

Medium, via Ricky's Mom

Lead the way!

This Dog Went Blind, So Her Sisters Became Seeing Eye Siblings

I Heart Dogs, via Faye

I'm going to guess "a rabbit." What do I win?

This Woman Needed A Hiking Buddy, Here’s What She Got

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.

FOOLED YOU! It's actually a giant hand.

Tiny wool animals and what it takes to make them

RocketNews24, via Andrew Y.

Don't take the word "finals" so literally.

Cat Comes to University Every Day So She Can Rescue Students with Cuddles

Love Meow, via Me

You... you FIENDS.

People Who Found Ways To Protect Their Christmas Trees From Cats And Dogs

Bored Panda, via Cheryl S.

And finally: She Takes a Bootin’ and Comes Back Pootin’

When queen of the hill Faa Mai is rudely shoved from her perch, she regains her rightful place and expresses her indignation as only a queen could dare. Both Andrew Y. and Faye sent this in, but I decided to run with it, so blame me.

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Um, Do You Have a Receipt For That?

Not That Mike The Other Mike27 Comments

Excuse me, I’m with birdhouse store security. One of our operatives observed you on the surveillance camera. I’m going to need to ask you to empty your pock–OH FOR PETE’S SAKE!

I don’t think we can put that back in inventory, Murray C.

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Poot Me Down, Please

Not That Mike The Other Mike23 Comments

Pete the wombat loves corn, but he doesn’t much like being held, and at the start of this video, he airs his displeasure in the rudest way possible.

“I’m sorry, was that me?” (wink!)

Screenshot 2016-05-10 at 8.57.44 PM

Submitted by Lady VW and Andrew Y., who blamed it on each other.

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Star Trek Trivia Time

Not That Mike The Other Mike40 Comments

In addition to the well-known “Vulcan Nerve Pinch” it is also possible to render an assailant unconscious with a more obscure technique called the “Vulcan Nose Pick.”

Found by Mariana P. on 9gag with the title “Orange pointy chicken pokes hamster dog,” which is either brilliant or stupid, I honestly don’t know anymore. (Also, “orange pointy chicken” sounds like something you’d order at Panda Express.)

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