
The cat was subject to a tariff rate of 10 percent. No, wait, 250 percent. No, wait, 55 percent. No, wait, eleventy kajillion percent. No, wait…

Cat survives 3-week trip from China to Minnesota in shipping container
CBS News, via A9 and Allein
Dog Travels 5 Miles Alone in the Dark to Get Burrito
People, via NTMTOM
Guy Rappels Into Canyon To Save Abandoned Dogs
The Dodo / YouTube, via Skimpy
Woman Went to Help Kitten, Only to Discover She Had a Sister
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
And finally: Cutest Protest Ever
Elizabeth G. spotted this sit-down strike.