But it wasn’t until the exact moment when the bathroom light came on and he heard the unmistakable sound of a fly being unzipped did Melvin begin to consider that his choice of napping location may have been poorly thought out.
We’re not above bathroom humor on this site, Sharon H.
“Look, I’m sorry I called your Uncle Henry a bleeding-heart pinko communist over dinner. And I didn’t mean to make that face when I took that first bite of your mother’s pumpkin pie, and I sure she didn’t even see it anyway. All I’m asking for is a chance to come back in and discuss this calmly like rational adults. Preferably in the next fifteen seconds.”
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“I must say, you’re being an awfully good sport about this whole thing. When you first saw that I had chewed your priceless collection of limited first edition mint 1973 UltraSuperZoids action figures, I thought you were going to blow a gasket, but instead you give me this comfortable box and lots of these fun toys to play with! I really couldn’t ask for a kinder, more understanding human to… what are you doing with that tape?”
With grace and precision, the mountain goat boldly leaps from rock to rock on the treacherous cliff face. He laughs at Death as his cloven hooves find their mark among the tiny outcroppings, as if he was part of the very rock itself. One slip could send him plunging into the icy waters of Lake Pupucaca, yet he feels no fear, his impeccable senses plotting every step of his daring journey… to the top… of the…
Heck.
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