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It’s enough to make you climb the walls, Andrew Y.

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Links: Up a Tree

Dog rescued from tree, kitten rescued from hurricane rubble, rescue cat hops like bunny, and a very picky eater.

And finally: Dip It, You Dip!

Arne shares a dog who wants people food served people style.

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Sheesh, Tough Crowd

Buddy the golden retriever pulls out his “A” game to win over two hesitant kittens. He’s rocking the flop-and-roll and his sneefing is on point; what’s a goldie gotta do to get a little cuddle time from these two?

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Links: Hell on Wheels

“Demon dog” reforms, void cat has void kittens, friendly dog on the train, and wombat birthday.

And finally: Wombat Wednesday Birthday!

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