Seedy Delivery

Whether you need to send a letter across the street or across the country, you can count on the United States Professional Standard Personal Super Private Speedy Postal Service. Our dedicated team will get your letters delivered right away, unless it’s lunchtime. Also we usually take a nap around two. And we don’t go anywhere with big dogs, because yikes.

a homemade cardboard post office window with the title "US PSPSPSPS" at the top. A cat peeks through the window.
And that whole “Neither snow nor rain” thing is just PR. (Reddit)

That’s one pleased Mr. Postman, Andrew Y.

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Links: Mombulance to the Rescue!

And finally: Who Needs a Paddle?

Dana D. shares a ping-paw ace.

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Maru and the Blustery Day

Maru, a cat, sits on the deck overlooking his backyard

It’s very windy in Maru’s backyard, so he steps outside to marvel at Nature’s fury. Hana and Kitten Miri, on the other hand, just think it blows.

He’ll be stuck in a honey tree next, Andrew Y.

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Weekend Open Thread

Here’s hoping your Caturday finds you as contented as our feline friend here. Feel free to talk about what’s going on!

Gray cat curls up sleeping, with a look of perfect contentment on its face
When you’re as cute as I am you’ve got no worries.

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Bonus bird! Reader Sharon G. shares her precious parakeet “utterly exhausted from killing her rope.”

Blue and yellow parakeet perches on a multicolored rope inside its cage
And definitely not pining for the fjords.
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